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Cauliflower Fried Rice

A dry, garlic-forward cauliflower fried rice designed to function as a true rice replacement—able to absorb sauces without becoming wet or mushy.

Ingredients (ratio-based)

  • ~500 g riced cauliflower (about 1 medium head)
  • 4–6 cloves garlic, finely minced
  • 2–3 tbsp fat (duck fat, chicken fat, or neutral oil)
  • Salt, to taste

Optional: - 1–2 eggs - 2–3 scallions, sliced - 1–2 tsp fish sauce (for depth)

Method

1. Prepare the cauliflower (critical)

  • If using fresh: rice and use as-is.
  • If using frozen: thaw completely, then squeeze out as much water as possible.

Goal: The cauliflower should feel dry, not damp. Excess moisture will cause steaming instead of frying.

2. Infuse the fat with garlic

  • Heat pan over medium heat.
  • Add fat and garlic.
  • Cook until fragrant and just starting to turn pale golden.

Do not brown aggressively—you want garlic-infused fat, not bitter garlic.

3. Fry the cauliflower (high heat, minimal movement)

  • Increase heat to medium-high.
  • Add cauliflower and spread into an even layer.
  • Let it sit undisturbed for 30–60 seconds before stirring.

Repeat this pattern: - Spread → wait → stir

Goal cues: - Steam visibly reduces - Cauliflower begins to separate into grains - Light browning appears in spots

4. Season

  • Add salt
  • Optional: small splash of fish sauce

Taste—this should be slightly under-seasoned if pairing with a saucy main (like adobo).

5. Optional egg integration

  • Push cauliflower to one side.
  • Add beaten egg to empty space and scramble.
  • Fold into the cauliflower once just set.

6. Finish

  • Add scallions (if using)
  • Final taste adjustment

Readiness Indicators

  • Texture: dry, separate grains (not clumped or wet)
  • Aroma: toasted + garlic-forward
  • Sound: sizzling, not steaming

If it looks wet or soft, keep cooking—you're not done yet.

Notes

  • Best cooked in a wide pan to avoid crowding.
  • Works especially well with braised or saucy dishes (e.g., chicken adobo).
  • Using rendered fat from the main dish (like adobo chicken fat) improves integration.

Scaling

  • Maintain roughly:
  • 500 g cauliflower : 2–3 tbsp fat : 4–6 cloves garlic
  • Scale pan size with volume to preserve dryness.